Former EastEnders star Paul Nicholls was rushed to hospital after plunging from a waterfall in Thailand and catching his leg behind a rock - where he remained trapped for three days according to Daily Mail. [...]
Elmer Fudd knew it: "Be afwaid! Be vewy afwaid!" Area Man Somehow Endures Harrowing Entertainment-Free Commute - The Onion - America's Finest News Source Maybe it's time to have two cell phones, just in case.