I didn’t even have time to figure out the plural of “Pokemon” before some dude caught every possible Pokemon. It’s disappointing, humiliating, bewildering. I can’t even pronounce the names of most Pokethings and I get this news:
A Brooklyn man is laying claim to being the first person to catch all 142 Pokémon available in the United States. Pokemon Go hit the United States on July 6. Johnson said he caught about 135 Pokémon in the first week and a half of playing the game and once he realized how close he was, he figured he would go all the way.
I’m going back to my stamp collection.