I’ll never believe that food delivery robots are for real until I see one riding a bike the wrong way down a one-way street.

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The deeper subtext, to paraphrase Dr. Ian Malcolm, is that the people here are “so preoccupied with whether or not they could (build a food delivery robot), they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

 

And whether they’ll stand there and act annoyed if you don’t tip enough.