5 fun, fake facts about marrying your robot sweetheart

By | February 13th, 2017|Exclusive features|

Experts predict that it’ll be legal to marry your favorite robot by 2050. If you thought human marriages weren’t difficult enough, being married to a [...]

Losing weight on Facebook

By | October 4th, 2016|Exclusive features|

Want to lose weight while sitting on your rear? Facebook makes it easy, just follow these steps. The Internet Ate My Brain! (Live Performance) returns [...]

5 ways online political discussions help you sharpen your hostage negotiation skills

By | September 27th, 2016|Exclusive features|

Before the Internet,  politics was considered one of those topics you shouldn’t discuss in polite company, along with sex and religion. The Internet has vividly demonstrated [...]

10 oafish questions to ask when a robot replaces your boss

By | September 6th, 2016|Exclusive features|

More than 3 million workers will have robots for bosses by 2018 according to experts at Gartner. The Internet Ate My Brain! (Live Performance) returns [...]

Danger! 3 scary ways the Internet gets you hooked on stress

By | August 30th, 2016|Exclusive features|

Did kindergarten get you Hooked on Phonics? Did Blue Swede get you Hooked on a Feeling? Now the Internet is getting you hooked on stress. [...]

Of course you’re unnatural. It’s natural.

By | August 23rd, 2016|Exclusive features|

Nearly everyone agrees that people are behaving very strangely since the Internet ate our brains. But why is that? Why would this network of bits [...]

Three secret tricks that break the Internet

By | August 16th, 2016|Digital delirium, Exclusive features|

Long ago, someone famous predicted that someday we’d all be famous for 15 minutes. I think it was Abraham Lincoln. Or maybe Marie Antoinette. No [...]

10 awful signs proving that 99.9 percent of the Internet is crap

By | August 9th, 2016|Exclusive features|

“On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog, and nobody cares whether the stuff you post is crap.” -Julius Caesar Science fiction author Theodore Sturgeon [...]

INFOGRAPHIC: 5 ways Pokemon Go is the Kim Kardashian of mobile apps

By | August 2nd, 2016|Exclusive features, Pokemon Go Wacko|

Today, only two things are truly unavoidable—Pokemon Go and Kim Kardashian. This infographic reveals how these two pervasive nuisances share some unexpected similarities beyond simply being a pox [...]

10 ways to be the best nutjob in a world full of Internet nutjobs

By | July 26th, 2016|Exclusive features|

Everyone on the Internet is a nutjob. I posted this to the Internet. You read it there. Do the math. We’re all members of the [...]

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