Will a new pillow or softer sheets cure your sleeplessness? If not, maybe you need online assistance. Now there’s an app for that too! Insomnobot!
Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night, unable to fall back to sleep and wishing you didn’t need to wake someone else up just so you could talk about your problems? Wish no more: Yesterday, the Casper mattress company unveiled a texting bot that will see you through your dark night of the soul. Called, appropriately enough, the “Insomnobot 300,” the “super chatty” text bot is available between 11:00 pm and 5:00 am to talk about . . . well, whatever is on your mind. The promotional spot for the bot claims it is “a friendly, easily distracted bot designed to keep you company when you just can’t fall asleep.”
As the Three Stooges might have said, “Wake up and go to sleep!”